I love working retail.

Just so you know:

- If a store closes at 9 and you’re in the fitting rooms when they shut the music off - you suck at life. You can apologize all you want - but if you’re buying clothes at 9:25, you’re still the bitch who won’t leave.

- It is not funny to joke about paying with candy, nor is it polite to ask everyone in the store for change. Especially when you have the money, and just don’t want to break your 10$ bill. Stop annoying the other customers, and me. You’re an idiot.

- It is also not funny to joke about paying with food stamps. I don’t even like the fact that my taxes go to feeding you, so it’s probably not the best idea to throw it in my face while I’m working.

- If you pick something up, and don’t want to fold it, that’s fine. But how about giving it to someone who works in the store instead of throwing it on the table and making everything look like shit? It’s not like I’m asking you to fold it yourself, I'm just asking you to be considerate.

- And all those shirts you fuck up digging for your size? We have to fold them before we get to leave. So when we ask, “do you need help?” we’re really saying, "let me do that so you don’t mess it up." If you can do a neat job of getting what you want, fine. But if you say you don’t need help and then jack up the whole pile, it will be my death glare your feeling.

- Oh, and if you’re 21 and your mom feels the need to apologize for your behavior, you’re ridiculous. Grow up.

- No we don’t have coupons behind the counter. At least not for you.

I honestly do love my job, though. 90% of people are awesome.